KZAXM FAQ

When KZAXM occurs, why doesn't the sun explode?

What can you do to get KZAXM off your windshield?

If the doctor tells you your child has KZAXM, how should you react?

Can Russians have KZAXM now, under the capitalist system?

Have you ever spelled KZAXM wrong on a spelling bee?

Is KZAXM "Wired" or "Tired"?

Did Jimi Hendrix really die from an overdose of KZAXM?

What would happen if Kibo experienced KZAXM?

Can you KZAXM recursively?

What should you do if you find out someone has put KZAXM in your coffee?

Is there KZAXM on the far side of the moon?

What kind of pictures are there on the KZAXM calendar?

How much interest would you earn if you put your money into a KZAXM?

Can you conceal a KZAXM under your clothing?

Has your supervisor ever warned you to stop doing so much KZAXM?

Have you ever woken up and found KZAXM all over your sheets?

Can animated characters have KZAXM?

Are KZAXM classes offered in your neighbourhood?

Has Stephen Hawking proven that KZAXM results in a decrease in entropy?

What would a stage magician do if he saw a member of the audience KZAXM?

Is KZAXM grammatically correct?

Is KZAXM infinite?

What should you do if your sexual partner gives you KZAXM?

If you lose your temper, can you KZAXM by accident?

Is KZAXM a member of any major international organizations?

If you played lacrosse with KZAXM on your team, would you lose?

Can KZAXM be sorted alphabetically?

Why doesn't your library have books about KZAXM?

How can you get your KZAXM back after your big brother swipes it?

Is KZAXM topologically equivalent to a torus?

How many KZAXM would you bet on the Super Bowl?

Has KZAXM existed since the dawn of time?

How long does KZAXM survive in captivity?

Would a blind person notice if a KZAXM appeared in front of them?

Have archaeologists found any signs of KZAXM in prehistoric communities?

If you wrote a scientific paper on KZAXM, where would you get it published?

Is there a newsgroup specifically for the discussion of KZAXM?

How many people speak KZAXM worldwide?

How much disk space would it take to store KZAXM?

How much would it cost to get a jacket with KZAXM on the back?

Can you find the shortest path to the KZAXM at the center of the maze?

Does KZAXM have an alibi for the time of the murder?

Does KZAXM allow you to travel through time?

Why are little children afraid that there might be KZAXM in their closets?

What newspapers carry KZAXM nationwide?

What is KZAXM's natural habitat?

When does the next flight leave for KZAXM?

Will KZAXM always be at your side in times of trouble?

Why was that girl singing about KZAXM in the cafeteria yesterday?

How often does KZAXM pass under the walkway?

Where can you get KZAXM tattooed on your cheeks?

After KZAXM dies, how quickly does it decompose?

How can KZAXM take you back to Alfvaen's t.b page?.

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