Test Results

Brief Description of Test Performed:
We pounded it into the ground with a shovel until it stopped screaming. Then we ordered out for pizza.
Expected Results:
The pizza would arrive in good shape, edible, and with no anchovies. The object would continue to refrain from screaming.
Actual Results:
The pizza was a little cold when it got here. Also, the object whimpered a little until we took the pickax to it.
Analysis:
We should order pizza from a closer delivery place, and use sharper tools to attack the object.

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