Test Results

Brief Description of Test Performed:: We pounded it into the ground with a shovel until it stopped screaming. Then we ordered out for pizza.
Expected Results:: The pizza would arrive in good shape, edible, and with no anchovies. The object would continue to refrain from screaming.
Actual Results:: The pizza was a little cold when it got here. Also, the object whimpered a little until we took the pickax to it.
Analysis:: We should order pizza from a closer delivery place, and use sharper tools to attack the object.