Try this out, it really works. (You might need a calculator for this, but it's worth it)
1.) First of all, pick the number of days a week you would like to have sex.
2.) Multiply the number by 2.
3.) Add 5.
4.) Multiply it by 50.
5.) If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1750. If you haven't, add 1749.
6.) Last Step: Subtract the four digit year that
you were born.
Results:
You should now have a three digit number: the first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times a week you want sex). The second two digits are your age!!!
It really works. If it didn't the first time,
try it again.