Brian L interviews himself, a love story for the ages.

Brian: Good morning and Merry Christmas to me.

Brian: Thanks, right back at you!

Brian: You look nice today......

Brian: Ditto.

Brian: Let's get down to business shall we (I?) You seem to make a lot of excuses for my poor times, what's up?

Brian: Hey! If I could get the right tire pressure, I'd be lightning! And my ignition timing is out a touch, plus my bio-dex is low.

Brian: Did I mention how good you look today?

Brian: I was just thinking the same thing.

Brian: So what's up with the plaid shirts?

Brian: I'm a direct descendant of Paul Bunyon.....Ok, not Paul....but the little people who tied him up for sure!

Brian: Isn't that Gulliver's Travels?

Brian: Whatever...........

Brian: What about you obsession with Jerry Lynn?

Brian: I' m fond of her, I wouldn't use the word "Obsessed".

          Just last week I got the restraining order reduced to 50 yards from 100.

Brian: Ok, fond.....

Brian: Well, really, she's all the things I want to be. Strong, funny, quick........tall.

Brian: Are you still sensitive about radio "horseplay"?

Brian: Ya know Brian, nobody takes these things seriously until a tragedy occurs.

          One minute, someone is horsing around on the radio, the next thing you know...BAM....

          Someone enjoys themselves. Just ask Reijo, he'll tell you. And no one makes fun of him.....

Brian: Thanks for sitting down with us today.

Brian: I'm not sitting down.......